There’s a Song in my Heart: Announcing the Bodacious Bard Bonanza!
Hi Godlings! As you can see from this artfully constructed stanza, in today’s article we are announcing the FOURTH of our Origins…
Hi Godlings! As you can see from this artfully constructed stanza, in today’s article we are announcing the FOURTH of our Origins Collection Apostle NFT giveaway for Apeiron, the world’s FIRST god-game on the blockchain. It is none other than the funniest, the musical-est, and certainly the loudest of the Dood Apostles…it is the Bodacious Bard Bonanza!~ Below we’ll tell you everything you need to know about this little Dood’s likes, dislikes, battle capabilities, and how you can add it to your team absolutely free!
Before we do all that, this is your usual reminder that the giveaway from the previous week — in this case, the Radical Rogue Raffle, is currently ongoing. Make sure to enter that contest before the Rogue has the chance to sneak away!
Alright alright: so now let’s get down…to funky town. The Bard dances and sings, prances and swings, and once done with the song, just moves on along…you get the idea. Bards are the life of the party, dropping them sick BEATS and cutting loose and having a good time — after all, the whole world’s a stage and we’re just a bunch of players, so might as well have fun with it, right? The other Doods certainly feel what the Bard is jamming: the performances have been well known to inspire them to feats of unbelievable glory in battle…or even, in some cases, to make them so darn MAD at the Bard’s ineptitude that they unleash their rage on any poor enemy that has the misfortune to cross their path.
Why do the Bard’s become Apostles? After all, their egos are so inflated they certainly see themselves on the level of a Godling like you. If you told the average Bard that the sun shone out through the cracks of its buttocks, it would be inclined to believe you. So why debase itself to follow your Avatar? Ask a Bard and they’ll tell you that like, they aren’t like, following man, they’re just like, feelin’ a vibe, you know what they’re sayin’? It’s like, hard to put into words but like, they see a kindred spirit in you, you got that spark, that jazz, you just movin’ and groovin’ and the Bards are diggin’ it.
In combat, Bards won’t throw their precious bodies on the frontline. Nah, they’re going to hang back and provide moral support and inspiration for the Warriors, Mages, and Rogues who are doing the hard lifting. They’ll sing such classic tunes as “Crits all Day, Crits all Night” and “My Love for you is Passive Health Regeneration.” The Bard might be the star of the show but it’s the other party members who shine with these powerful buffs.
So now let’s roll out the red carpet and figure out how we’re gonna get the Bard on your team! The Bodacious Bard Bonanza will run from 29/01/2022 00:00 (that’s this Saturday for you toons reading this article upon release) until 04/02/2022 23:59 UTC. Like before, all you need to do is head over to this page here and complete a few social media-related side-quests — easy peasy, lemon squeezy! For each quest you complete, you’ll add an extra ticket with your name on it. There’ll be only 250 winners picked, so make sure you finish all your quests to get your name in the hat as many times as you can! Each winner will receive a ticket to mint a limited-edition Origins Collection edition Bard Apostle NFT for use in Apeiron when the game launches.
Alright gang, that’s all we’ve got for now. Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with Apeiron’s Chief Technical Officer Gem Ng, to release later this week. Make sure you’re doing all those good groupie things and following us on any and all social media channels so you can stay in the loop. Ta-ta for now!~